In my handbag

[tinyjo]

I saw one of these recently, and decided when I was rooting for something in my bag this afternoon (hair clips, since you ask, which I seem to not have :( ) that it would be quite fun to detail my bag o doom because I have often amazed people by the things I pull out of here!

I opened my bag and in it I put...

• Samsung Q1
• Keyboard for same
• Purse
• Bike lights * 2
• Plastic bag (inner pocket)
• Spare treo stylus (inner pocket)
• Phone (front pocket)
• Headphones (front pocket)
• Hands free kit (front pocket)
• Keys (front pocket)
• Work key card (front pocket)
• Useful pouch, containing
  • Notebook
  • 3 * lemsip
  • Tissues
  • Paracetamol tab (2 left)
  • Tunes
  • 2 * Plasters
  • 2 * Matchbook
  • Matchbox
  • 2* AA batteries
  • Lipstick
  • Nail scissors
  • Black thread
  • White thread
  • Needle (tucked into white thread)
  • Disposable razor
  • Tiny hairbrush
  • Lipsalve
  • Moisturizer
  • Sunglasses

I suspect this is a handbag which will never be allowed on a plane!

Comments

[ymf.livejournal.com]

i am amazed! whoa! pray show what your bag looks like and... do you have huge biceps from carrying all those things? o_O

[dyddgu.livejournal.com]

Useful pouch is a very good idea! What functions as the pouch?

[tinyjo.livejournal.com]

A smallish makeup bag I got as a freebie a while ago. I'll put some pics online when I get home :)

lemsip?????

[cleanskies.livejournal.com]

White powder! Can surely be combined with the Tunes, matchbook, batteries, and sticking plasters to form a crude explosive device!

Re: lemsip?????

[tinyjo.livejournal.com]

While I tie up the stewardesses with the thread and threaten the pilot with the scissors :)

Re: lemsip?????

[shepline.livejournal.com]

When google indexes this post, the anti-terror police are going to be after you for this kind of talk... ;-)

Bag of Holding

[applez.livejournal.com]

Clearly were you to bring such a bag aboard an airplane, you'd have to include poisonous snakes! ;-)

[truecatachresis.livejournal.com]

Sadly, it would appear that currently, NOTHING is allowed on a plane. No books, no portable music player, no extra water, no special dietary food.

I am so glad I'm not flying anywhere in the near future.

[(Anonymous)]

Well I'm flying to England in September, and am sincerely hoping for a sleepover involving lots of sugary products (I've sent you an email about it Jo :)

I just hope there's no snakes on my muthaf**king plane...

[tinyjo.livejournal.com]

Yay! Sugary products are go!