John von Neumann — the man who created game theory, advanced many branches of mathematics and physics, and did more than anyone to design the modern computer — was someone who attracted a certain amount of mythology.
One story about von Neumann has a colleague setting him a fun puzzle. In this puzzle, two trains, 20 miles apart, chug slowly towards each other down a single track. A fly starts at the front of one train and zips off towards the other, then instantly turns around and zips back again. Back and forth goes the fly, until the trains smash into each other, squashing it between them.
The fly travels at 15mph, and each train puffs along at 10mph. How far does the fly travel before being squashed?
“15 miles,” says von Neumann, instantly.
“Oh, you spotted the trick,” says the colleague, disheartened.
“What trick? I just summed the converging infinite series,” von Neumann replies.
Von Neumann’s biographer Ananyo Bhattacharya — author of The Man from the Future — suspects this tale of blazingly quick calculation is both apocryphal and overblown, since for a mathematician such as von Neumann summing the converging infinite series is less of a feat than we might imagine. But there is a simpler way: notice that the trains will crash after an hour, and the fly is travelling at 15mph.
I almost hope the story is true, because if it is, it suggests that even the great von Neumann engaged in the curious practice of “mindless maths” — plunging into a calculation when calculation is beside the point.
For an example, consider this question: how much dirt is there in an empty hole, 3ft by 3ft by 3ft? If you answered “27 cubic feet”, congratulations: that’s the correct figure for the capacity of the hole. Unfortunately, it’s the wrong answer; the hole is empty.
Here’s another example, from business school researchers Asher Lawson, Richard Larrick and Jack Soll: “Joey went to the store and bought a pack of chips. A bottle of water costs $3, a pack of chips costs $1 and a pack of gum costs $2. How much did he spend in total?”
In their survey, a quarter of respondents answered $6. These people presumably saw the numbers and the word “total” and were too busy calculating an answer to read the question.
“The presence of numbers in a problem tempts people to perform mathematical operations,” write Lawson and his colleagues, “even when the correct answer requires no math.”
Mindless maths is an example of what the psychologists Abraham and Edith Luchins called the Einstellung effect. This German word for “setting” or “attitude” may be best translated here as “set-up”. The Luchinses gave experimental participants a series of problems to solve in which a particular approach always delivered a solution. After that set-up, they were given further problems with much simpler solutions, but cranked through the well-established method instead, missing those easy shortcuts. Metaphorically speaking, they kept reaching for their trusty hammer even when the situation called for a screwdriver.
One lesson, then, is to stop and think. It is no surprise that people who tend to fall for trick puzzles also tend to fall for disinformation. The good news is that spotting fake news doesn’t require vast expertise; the habit of slowing down and calming down usually suffices.
But this is not just a question of spotting fake news. Mindless maths is closely related to what I have termed “premature enumeration”. This sad affliction often affects people who feel comfortable with numbers, and has them leaping to calculate and analyse a numerical claim they see in the news before they have asked some basic questions.
Such questions include “What’s the source of this claim?” and “What definition are they using?”
Sources matter. Some surveys are vast and expensive scientific endeavours; others are clickbait designed to sell ice cream. Some claims are made by independent analysts, others by partisans.
Definitions matter too. Whether you’re pondering a statistic about gun violence or binge drinking, teen mental health or extreme weather events, there is no equation you can solve, no graph you can plot, that will compensate for misunderstanding how these categories have been defined and measured.
So, again: stop and think. Students sitting exams the world over are advised to take their time and read the question properly, and that is sound advice. But even those of us whose last exam was decades ago would do well to reflect for a moment on the claims or the questions in front of us. It is difficult to reach the correct destination without first establishing the starting point.
As for von Neumann and the fly, I’m with Bhattacharya. Von Neumann wouldn’t have fallen for it: part of his brilliance was his unerring eye for the simplest solution to any problem.
In the early 1950s, scientists at the Rand think-tank approached von Neumann for his advice on how to design a cutting-edge computer to tackle a formidable piece of mathematical analysis. Von Neumann asked for more details about the problem, and was treated to a two-hour presentation of every intricacy, with his colleagues scribbling on blackboards and pulling out tables and charts.
Having listened to everything with his head in his hands, von Neumann stared blankly for a while. He looked like “his mind had slipped his face out of gear”, recalled one witness.
Then von Neumann spoke. “Gentlemen, you do not need the computer. I have the answer.”
Written for and first published in the Financial Times on 21 March 2025.
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