Hey, check it out - Alex is one of the UKs funniest bloggers! I can't believe he's actually being published! And it's all for charidee, mate! We've already ordered our copies - get over there and order yours :)
I can see him in a few weeks time, pressurised by the relentless demands of his fanbase, resorting to massive alcohol and cocaine abuse to try to reboot his faltering creativity, arrogantly sweeping past his erstwhile friends, ending up in celebrity rehab with Pete Doherty, going to jail for repeatedly punching him in the face.
Lee and Herring once said that they didn't support Comic Relief because the amount of money raised didn't matach the amount of money spent on cocaine by the comedians on the night. Mind you, Richard Herring is in that book too.
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Well, that's what I'd do anyway.
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