He said, she said

[tinyjo]

I want some new quotes to go on my quotes page, but am too lazy to get round to coding a submission setup (I will one day, I promise. Right after I've finished currents...) and also too lazy to finish transferring my dead tree quotes book over. So, comment here with your favourite quotations for my perusal.

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[(Anonymous)]

'God does not play dice with the universe.'
-- Albert Einstein

'Albert, stop telling God what to do.'
-- Niels Bohr
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"Every program has at least one bug and can be shortened by at least one instruction -- from which, by induction, we can deduce that every program can be reduced to one instruction which doesn't work."

"It's a stickier situation than when sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun." - Edmund Blackadder.
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