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It's like this matey boy. I'm a friendly person. I know what it's like to feel outside of things and so I make an effort to be inclusive and generally nice to new people, encourage them to be part of the conversation. But that's all it is. Friendliness. Just because I smiled at you DOES NOT MEAN I FANCY YOU. Also when I move my leg away every time you move yours to touch it you should take that as a hint. And when I reach across the table to hold hands with my boyfriend you should *definitely* take that as a hint.

Oh and practical jokes where you sign people up for loads of spam aren't funny.