Well, I'm writing software again! It's sad how excited I am by it, but I'm having fun so far. I can now load a convention object with participants, rooms and programme items into memory - now to start displaying them on a usable website :)

Seriously, though. I downloaded SQL Server Management Studio and then squeed. There is something wrong with this picture. (And I know you all want to say "yes and it's the database engine you're using", but please restrain yourselves.)